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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 02:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Seven replies to the viral Apple reasoning paper and why they fall short - Hacker News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

What is the future of AI and which are the best ones in 2025?

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Los Angeles Area Emmy Awards Nominations Revealed - Deadline

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are the most important skills a fine artist should develop in today's art world?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Why do some women alter their faces by so-called cosmetic surgeries (on their eyes, cheeks, lips, chin, jaw) that making them look like Donald Duck or puffy aliens, while for most men these unnatural facial changes are ridiculous or even disgusting?

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

share office space ...

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Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Weekend Box Office: How to Train Your Dragon Dethrones Lilo & Stitch with Fierce $84 Million Debut - Rotten Tomatoes

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

No go.